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Last night I went to an Upperware Party. My Sweetie and I in a room full of Goodies surrounded by ten heterosexual women..


Got something pink to drink and I was ready to be amazed by All Sorts Of Stuff. The demo-lady arrived and started to pile the stuff on a table. Twelve pairs of curious eyes followed her every move. Giggly comments were made, neighbours were poked and made aware of Something Weird, drinks got refilled.
The Goodies were on the table and we got a sheet with the names of the Things. Names like "Dizzy Digger" made some giggle, made some really attentive and I? I was wondering where those names came from. :-)
Anyway we were ready to be amazed and introduced to the world of Upperware...


We started with massage oils, bath oils, cremes and such. We smelled, tasted, tickled and licked one another. Ok, just the Sweetie and I licked each other. :-) One of the heterosexuals (yes they are a very weird breed) really got into it and asked all kinds of questions. Some interesting, some just scary. ;-)


On to the vibrators.. Some small (click), some large, some shiny (click), some noisy. One could say they come in all sizes and shapes, with different vibrations.
Alas no dildos, strap-ons or buttplugs, a shame I know. One would think heterosexuals don't do such things. One should know better. :-)
We got to see (next to the vibrators) all sorts of other vibrating things (click). Needless to say we had a great time.


On to round Two. Filled with edible undies (click), games to play with your partner, gadgets (click) and condoms. A bit disappointed by this part. But I guess it was because it reminded me of the sex minded section of "Expo" or "Bozzy". No surprises here. But still exquisitely presented by our demo-woman from Erotiek online. Thank you for a pleasant evening! And of course a BIG THANK YOU for our host A. for arranging a girl's night in.

Maybe one tiny remark? It was a really heterosexually inspired demo. If I were to throw a Gay Upperware would there be other toys?? And who, dear readers, would be interested in attending?? I need at least 15!

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